Monday, March 13, 2006

Three Things I am Sick of Hearing About

1. Britney Spears is Fat / Pregnant / Divorcing / Vacationing: Britney was much more interesting to me when she was a pop star. Now she's boring and her clothes suck. I'm way not jealous of her. In fact, last night I went out to dinner in a REALLY slobby outfit--like old cargos, a dirty black t-shirt, a misshapen sweatshirt from the Gap circa1990, and worn out flip-flops--and as I was standing outside the restaurant I was like, "Omigod, I look like Britney Spears." Her name has become an insult. And I am sick of hearing about her and her stupid lifestyle.

2. Jake G. is So Hot!: I'm not trying to say that JG isn't hot. I mean, he's pretty hot I guess. But I'm starting to think that people are overdoing it. All I ever see is, "he's so hot! he's so hot!" I mean he's hot in that kinda way where the thing that makes him hot is that he's not really that hot. Stop overdoing it!

3. Mariah Carey is Fat/Ugly: Stop it already with the Mariah talk. Everyday it's like, "She's fat! She's ugly!" Um, yeah, I know. You said so yesterday and the day before that and the day before that. If you don't like her, stop talking about her!


Donny B said...

I totally agree. What makes Jake hot is that he's not a typical, bland, conventionally attractive leading man. He's quirky and different. Why does Hollywood have to strip everyone of their personality to make them fit some narrow idea of attractiveness?

Dop said...

I might be one of a handful of MO's that is not attracted to Jake. Mostly its his personality. There is something not quite real about him. Be patient - you'll see.