Hollywood Hottest Dads?

In Touch magazine issued a list of the Top Ten Hottest Dads in Hollywood. Here it is:

1. Ryan Phillipe
2. Will Smith
3. Johnny Depp
4. Brad Pitt
5. Benjamin Bratt
6. Matthew Fox
7. The One Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken--(T** C****).
8. Jude Law
9. Guy Ritchie
10. Charlie Sheen

Now, I know what you are thinking. I know exactly what you are thinking. You are thinking....Benjamin Bratt????? Who the hell is he? Where the hell did he come from? Does he even have kids? And I don't have any answers to those questions. I'm pretty sure his career consists of made for cable TV movies on Lifetime. But, like I said, I just don't know for sure.

Furthermore, In Touch must have compiled this list like two years ago because, as everyone knows, Jude Law is no longer hot. And Charlie Sheen never was to begin with. Brad Pitt, though hot, didn't become a dad until, like today. So I'm not sure he was technically eligible when this list was conceived. Even more importantly, as far as I'm concerned, being the "hottest cult leader" pretty much disqualifies you from the "hottest dad" category.

And HELLO!!!! Where's Ben Affleck?

--Jenny