Things I Would Never Do Even if I Were Filthy Rich

1) Buy my own airplane.

2) Throw expensive, catered birthday parties for my children.

3) Drink out of a glass cup at a basketball game. Unless your cup is big, plastic and/or filled with beer, get out of your courtside seat and give it to somebody who actually cares about the game!!!!

(omigod. I DESPISE that woman.)