The Worst Dad in the World

I don't have first hand evidence of Donald Trump's skills as a parent, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that he sucks. I hate the way he looks and talks and acts. I hate the way he wears shiny purple ties. I hate the way he pretends that he has anything to do with raising that baby he's holding. I hate his dumb show, too. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. I also hate his daugher. The oldest one with the skany hair. She's like twenty and she pretends she "got in" to Wharton Business School "on her own." She pretends that she actually knows something about business aside from "getting breast implants and telling people that Donald Trump is your father" will get you jobs.