Lindsey Lohan Pretends She Knows How to Do Something Besides Cocaine

I love how Lindsey Lohan is standing there, trying to look sober, with that crease in her forehead--AS IF--she is really thinking hard about how to mix those songs. Either that, or she is wondering why the DJ doesn't have have her last song--something about "leave me alone paparazzi"--all cued up and ready to go. "Where's my song?? I don't see my song??? I don't understand. It's a huge hit in the clubs. Where's my song????" I don't know who that guy is in that ugly shirt, but you know he wants to just push her off the edge. Onto the dancefloor. To get trampled.