Poor Bridget Moynahan's Baby

Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant with Tom Brady's baby. And all I know is that I would NOT want to be that kid. For all the money in the world I would NOT want to be that kid. Number one, if you are a boy you will never, never, never, be as good as your father at sports. But even worse: If you are a girl, then your step-mom will be Gisele Bundchen. And notice I said "step-mom"--as in, "no genetic relationship to you." Sure, your mom is Bridget Moynahan, but still. Your step-sisters are going to blow you out of the water.

On a slightly different note, does looking at Bridget Moynaham make you want to throw up? Cause after watching that episode of Sex and the City where Sarah Jessica Parker pukes into the ocean after seeing her with Mr. Big, I can't quite look at her without feeling a little sick.