Countdown to Valentines Day

Dear Hypothetical Boyfriend,

I went shopping today, and I came across a few items that would make fantastic Valentine's Day presents--if, hypothetically speaking, you were going to buy me something for Valentine's Day.

Here is my hypothetical wish list:

1. Juicy Couture Sidekick or comparatively cute cell phone device.
2. Juicy Couture Sidekick or comparatively cute cell phone device for my friend Jenny so that we can text each other all day on our adorably cute cell phone devices.
3. These ear muffs.
4. A surprise Valentine's Day visit.

Hypothetically,

Jean