Thursday, February 02, 2006

Jessica Simpson Plays Games

You know how when you break up with somebody you always want that person to think you are like so, totally, over them? And how you want that person to think you have like ten guys lined up at your doorstep? Well, it must be so cool to be Jessica Simpson in that regard.

Last week, I posted about how Jessica is in bed with Us Weekly. And this latest cover pretty much supports that claim. We've all heard the recent rumors about how Jessica will not leave Nick alone, how she keeps on calling him, and texting him. And now, just as news comes out that Nick has started dating Miss Kentucky, Jessica shows up the cover with the news that not one, but THREE guys are chasing after her. News that we all know Papa Joe cooked up himself and gave to the editor. The Simpsons have these magazines wrapped around their fingers. It's funny how the tabloids are siding with Jess and the blogs are siding with Nick. The publishing industry is so fixed!

Way to play it, Jess. Nice move. And I'm being totally serious on this one. Nick won't be able to concentrate on Miss Porntucky at all until next week when the cover goes back to Brangelina.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

wtf, nick has a girlfriend, you just said that? so what she wants to move on with her life too. so what is your point? why don't you cut jess some slack please?

SMK said...

Nick hasn't come out and said he has a girlfriend and Jessica's been photographed doing the walk of shame after a night out.

Of course she would get some slack if the Simpson publicity machine wasn't working in overdrive.

Emily said...

I'd also be willing to cut her some slack if that cover picture didn't look like the dress I wore to Homecoming my freshman year in highschool...someone call Nicole Richie's stylist for this girl, please!

Anonymous said...

well, obviously you're asleep smk because nick and his girlfriend were seen out by gossip spies on extra tv and eonline . they also took pics of the pair. he was walking behind her and her girlfriend. jess hasn't said she has a boyfriend yet she's walking alone,so smk what is your point? by the way you can catch nick and his girlfriend on eonline tomorrow at 11:00.

Anonymous said...

hello, emily LOL, black and white is the new trend. ask nicole ritchie.

Emily said...

It's not the black & white that is problematic -- it's everything else: The molded bra-cup wrapped in a halter style and topped off with a bow at the cleavage!

Anonymous said...

wtf, emily the shirt is not over the top, but it is elegant. maybe em you should watch fashion police more often. by the way em, the bow is a trend, yeah, i know you did'nt know that.

Emily said...

Wow anonymous. I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you MADE that shirt. And now that I know it's a trend, my mind is completely changed.

On a more conciliatory note, maybe to help you deal with my dislike of the shirt a little more, I should just let you know that I actually love J.Simp and think she is fabulous.

But if we can't criticize the ones we love, then who can we criticize, I say.

Anonymous said...

em, i simply thought you were aware of the bow trend. it surfaced last year. it was on n.y. fashion week and other shows. well, it's not the end of the world. yeah, i can't sew for shit! LOL.