Monday, January 23, 2006

Vince Vaughn Moves to Malibu?

Britain's News of the World newspaper is reporting that Vince Vaughn has moved into Jennifer Aniston's Malibu home. A "friend" of Jen is "quoted" as saying,

They are madly in love so the move seemed the thing to do. It took Jen a while to get over her split with Brad. But now that she has she wants to make the most of her life--and she got lonely on her own. Jen definately sees a happy future with Vince.

I think it's really nice of this "friend" to be so optimistic about the future of this relationship. I'm not. And I think moving in together is a really bad idea. I give this pairing about a 25% chance of lasting. Don't do it Jen.

I also think it's really nice of British people to refer to News of the World as a "newspaper." The chances of this story being credible are even less than 25%. But who knows.

UPDATE: Well, now Us Weekly is saying it, so let's move it up to 40%.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I so totally agree he is not jus a "friend".....i don't see this going anywhere at all...i think shes pretty though....

Emily said...

First of all, I'm not sure it says a lot for Jen's confidence/identity/what-have-you if Vince is really moving in b/c Jen got "lonely"...um that sounds promising.

Also: Pregnant Man Gives Birth. That's a fact.

Jenny said...

You know what, Emily? As soon as I wrote that, that's EXACTLY what I thought of. And then, of course, I thought of you. :-)

Emily said...

We've got a piper down. I repeat, a piper.is.down.

Bloglisted said...

It's okay, he just pissed.

Dubette said...

I think 25% is generous. I'd go with 0%.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone care anymore? Her movies bomb becaue her acting sucks. She has enough money, give it up "Jenn".
Go back to your Malibu love nest and worrie about how soon your highlights will grow out.