Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Ten Things You Need to Know About The Golden Globes

1. All the Desperate Housewives got shut out for Best Actress. We can all thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for that. Go Mary-Louise Parker!

2. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are the cutest couple ever. And she won. And Joaquin won. And Walk the Line won. And I am so happy about it.

3. Evangeline Lily from Lost looked smoking hot in cool green.

4. Scarlett Johansson has enormous breasts.

5. When asked by Isaac Mizrahi how it feels to be single, Hilary Swank said "I'm not single, I'm trying to work things out" or something like that. I hope it does.

6. Gwenyth Paltrow's face looked cute, but her dress sucked. And she was trying to sport the fake British accent again. Stupid. And why doesn't Chris Martin ever go with her to these things?

7. Ang Lee is my favorite director. And I didn't even see Brokeback Mountain yet. I just love him.

8. Teri Hatcher is over-rated. When will the madness stop! Could the Teri Hatcher madness please stop? She's not that great. She's just not. And her dress sucked. And everybody is saying it was so great. And it just wasn't. And I don't know how this woman keeps on pulling the wool over everybody's eyes. She's not that great! Wake up, people.

9. Did I mention that Reese Witherspoon won?

10. The funniest part of the night was this:
As they were reading the nominees for Best Actor in a Drama---Matthew Fox, Patrick Dempsey, Hugh Laurie....my sister sits down and goes, "What is this category--Best Physician?"

See the complete list of winners here.


jungle jane said...

i SWEAR gwynneth has a pillow strapped to her tummy.

Chris is probably at home listening to Coldplay records....

Anonymous said...

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams will be divorced in one year. Props to Hilary Swank for trying to work it out.
GG would have been better if Aniston, Pitt, and Jolie were there.

Anonymous said...

Way cool blog


jean said...

Ryan Phillipe has GOT to do something about his career! Has he done much since that movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar? He is never smiling, and it's because he is so f-d over his wife's booming career!

Donny B said...

Jean, Ryan was in Crash, but I have a feeling he stays home with the kids while Reese goes out to make another $20 million. But she's one lucky girl because that boy is hot.

And could Teri have hogged the mic more when presenting with Brandon Routh? And then she gets up and bows to Mary Louise-Parker when Mary wins...Teri, it's not your moment. Sit down.

I'm so glad Mary won, because I'm a fan of Weeds and she's so great on it.

And Gwenyth...bleh.

And how much did I love Geena Davis' speech?

jean said...

that's right! crash, where he played the ethical cop. i didn't like him in that.