Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Completely Useless News, or Jennifer Aniston Wins Text Messaging Poll

This is from Star Magazine:

Jennifer Aniston is better than Brad Pitt, according to people who are addicted to text-messaging. In a survey by wireless company Alltel, respondents said the celebrity they'd most like to text with was Jen, followed by Brad.

All I have to say about that is WTF? Where do they find this nonsense? Come on now....."according to people who are addicted to text messaging"? Is that a new demographic? And where did "Alltel" come from. Is that a real company? And what the hell are they doing conducting a survey about celebrity text messaging? This is worse than a story I read last week concerning what type of bagels Vince Vaughn likes for breakfast.

This bit is in the same issue where they declare that Jennifer is a "Vince hog"--meaning, I suppose, that she steals Vince away from his friends. That story is even more ridiculous.

3 comments:

Emily said...

Is it wrong that I'm sort of in love with her little Mickey Mouse get-up, and what I can only assume is the belt of some sort of fanny pack?

Jenny said...

You are correct. That is a leather Prada fanny pack according to the caption. This photo was taken a few years ago when she was shopping for furniture with Brad. They sell this t-shirt at Nordstrom now. And everytime I pass it, I think about it. I definately think about it.

Emily said...

This is clearly a case of the whole Anniston is greater than the sum of the parts.

I mean, really, on any other person almost every single part of that outfit would be apalling -- some kind of disney-themed apparel? A fanny pack? (prada or no, it's a fanny pack, for the love of God) White shorts?

I think the flip-flops are the only part that I don't have a problem with on their own...but somehow the whole get-up on her is just magic. Like the Magic Kingdom.