Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Hello! Magazine Scores the Money Shot

I sure am glad that Jennifer Aniston isn't one of my friends. Cause even though I pride myself on being really strong in times of crises and being a really good break-up coach, I don't think I'd know what to do in this situation. My normal batch of advice--"Don't worry, it's just a rebound," "Don't worry, she's totally not that pretty"--would just not work here.

Were Jennifer Aniston my friend and she emailed me this picture of the new Hello! Magazine I don't think I could come up with anything better than, "Um.....well.....Do you want to go get drunk?"

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