Friday, March 17, 2006

Jessica Simpson's Hairdresser is a Good Listener

Do you notice anything wrong with this picture of Jessica Simpson? It was taken during her trip to congress a few days ago on behalf of Operation Smile. Do you see that guy behind her? That's her hairdresser!!! What is her hairdresser doing in front of Congress? Is that what we have come to? Really, I'm sort of appalled. I mean, it's one thing if celebrities do charity work in order to bring more publicity to good's quite another if they trivilize those causes by inviting their hairdressers. And just look at that guy. You know he has no idea where the fuck he is or what the fuck he is doing there. He's thinking about hair gel.

1 comment:

Emily said...

1. Is Jessica Simpson trying to be the new Angelina Jolie? I guess all that's really left is a couple of hasty 3rd world adoptions, finding a marriage to break up (does her own count?) and getting knocked up.

2. I'd like to say the hairdresser might be able to help her out with the third item on the list, since he DID introduce her to Project Smile -- which is why I think he's there, but that still seems like a flimsy reason to me. I don't think he's going to be much help with the impregnation, however, since he's gay.

3. Does ANY celebrity that feels like it get to go to Washington and tell lawmakers about what they think are the most importantest issues of our times? Is that really what congress was established for? Is that really what celebrities were established for?

I think we all know that the answer to the latter is: No. Celebrities were not put on this earth to save the children or their smiles or whatever else they may think God is telling them to do. Celebrities are there to entertain, and to get wasted and make asses of themselves in public.