Tuesday, March 28, 2006

American Idol SUCKS!!!!!!

Is it just me, or does American Idol kinda sorta suck? Here are the things that bothered us about last nights American Idol.

5. We were expecting to not only recognize every song from tonight's 21st century theme (i mean, i clearly remember the last 6 years), but with our combined efforts, we only knew 3 of them, of which, we liked none. More songs rang a bell for us from last weeks Stevie Wonder theme!

4. Paula Abdul is a drunkard. She needs to get fired. I suggest replacing her with...well, anyone.

3. MANDIVA is a bible beater. I don't care about your religious affiliation or your enthusiasm, but please leave it off of national TV!

2. We was ACTUALLY disappointed that Kellie Pickler didn't say something stupid!

1. For the first time, we were able to see ACE for the loser he is.... I nearly lost it, when he started tugging at his shirt!!! YUCK! AS IF WE WANT TO SEE MORE! i didn't throw up, but I dry-heaved. Our new favorite is Chris Daughtry. He's got some sort of Bruce Willis appeal.

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