Thursday, December 22, 2005

Fishy Photos or "Surviving Heartbreak," My Ass

I don't know about you, but I think the recent "feel sorry for me, I'm grieving" photos of Jessica Simpson are completely contrived. I guess she's trying to make the public take her side and all, but she seems to be overdoing it with the "woe is me" poses. Papa probably told her to "act sad" and dropping her head down like an altar girl was all she could think of.

Jessica, Jessica. If you really want the public to be fooled into thinking you are sad about Nick, you are going to have to do better than this. First things first. Girls who are depressed over guys don't look like you. They don't have perfectly pulled together outfits. They wear whatever the fuck they wore yesterday, which was probably whatever the fuck they wore the day before that. Secondly, girls who are depressed over guys certainly DO NOT, as a rule, fit into their skinny jeans. And, judging by these photos, you do indeed fit into your skinny jeans. I'm telling you, Jessica. The skinny jeans are a dead give away.

And where are your cigarettes?

8 comments:

femme feral said...

Poor JS. She should just hide out, go underground for awhile. I bet her dad makes her leave the house so people can take her picture.

shannon said...

I think her Dad made her get a divorce for the publicity. I refuse to believe that Nick and Jessica aren't meant to be together.

Jessica said...

Just beause jess is in that out fit does not mean she is not heartbroking about nick and the remark about the tight jeans uh she is small anyway! and it's just a t-shirt and a jacket it's not like she is all smiles and waving to the cameras so leave her alone!

femme feral said...

cacee cobb, is that you?

jean said...

she's probably one of those bitches that loses weight after a breakup....

Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson is a shallow sad person who was seduced by Hollywood and fame. She will realize what she lost someday and regret it. She is "acting" sad for the cameras. At least we finally know she CAN act.

Anonymous said...

She is full of shit, she is not heartbroking about nick i refuse to belive that. also i thank that cacee is guilty for the break up i don't trust her, she was playing with nick and jessica by telling tham lies, she also went nick for herself, on the show she was alway secretly making fun of jessica, cacee is just used her.

Anonymous said...

heartbroken girls go in public looking like britney spears, a damn mess.